HAPPY BIRTHDAY 2 PANDA (2008)

today is jerome's 37th birthday, and even though he probably has to work at 7 a.m. tomorrow, he's rippin' heads off of innocent puppies and grindin' on strangers. he may or may not be the flyest mexican panda i know.

everyone send him love notes and whisper sweet nothings on his:
voicemail: 281-330-8004 ASK FOR MIKE JONES.
or
aim: pandalikessmallboys

i'm too busy with finals to give a shit about jerome's birthday now, so in about 2 weeks, i'll be trekking up to dallas for a weekend where horrible things will be done to horrible people.


these little guys will be the product of that weekend:



but he ain't payin' no child support, hoes.

with many man hugs (yes homo),
grizzly

i suck at life (2008)

my bad alright.. MY BAD. i've been trying to update lately, but i'm literally using the worst computer ever made (it's made out of cardboard and leftover beakers from my meth lab). updates that should take me ten minutes end up taking an hour and half the time my uploads fail or my browser crashes. roshan can vouch for this. between that and the holiday rush at work, it's been really hard to update. i'm old and not in college like roshan.

anyway, i'm getting a new computer in the next week, at which point you'll all start thinking i'm as cool as my fellow bear roshan again. just BEAR with me in the mean time (C WUT I DID THER?!).

- 808's is amazing and if you don't think so.. suck it.
- watch boondocks. a lot.
- wear white shoes that don't have laces.
- a week left in national pomegranate month. go buy some.
- lots of fresh ish coming.
- more meth.

- panduh.

interview: jerome mendoza aka panda (2008)

first off, i am way too bored at work. hence why this is even a real post. on topic of discussing jerome's laziness, we came to the conclusion that he is permanently on indefinite hiatus. to prove he is even more lazy than previously thought, I WROTE THIS FOR HIM:

hiatus (2008-2011)

yo i'm on a permanent indefinite hiatus, and may or may not post 30 more times in the next year.

-jerome

p.s. most of my updates will be about the clothes i've bought or the tattoos i've gotten.

in a brief interview (in between his meth binges at work)with the panda, he did mention this to the devout weworemasks readers:

''i, panda, do panadly swear to update the blog at least 3 times a week for the rest of the year. if i fail to do so, i will listen to the bc-13 album and claim it as my AOTY.''

-jerome mendoza

you heard it here first, folks. enjoy your halloween.

-grizzly, on behalf of panda.