wow.

so i'm sitting at work, catchin up on entertainment news, and i noticed an article.

yes, soulja boy, the biggest novelty piece of shit of 2007, is claiming to be the #1 artist in hip-hop.

my personal favorite excerpt lies here:

"I'm Grammy-nominated," he continued, citing his credentials. "If I look at the new list and I compare myself to all 10 of the artists and some don't add up, I'll be like, 'Wow. I should be #1 if it's right now. I'm #1."

Soulja Boy was more candid when asked how he ranks specifically against alumni of the first Hottest MCs list, like Weezy, 'Ye and Jay-Z.

"Right now, yes [I'm hotter than them]," he answered as their names were read to him one by one.

i really hope he's joking, because i'm not the least bit surprised that 'hip hop is dead.'

just...no.

-grizzly, are you fuckin' kidding?

p.s. and seriously, vanilla ice tell em' had those eyebrows on lock in the early 90s. eat a dick.