what the fuck is this shit?!

"hey dude, my mom just dropped me off! she said i can spend the night!!"
"great, let's go get the guys for BAND PRACTICE!!"
"LET'S PUT ON KANYE SHADES AND THROW DOWN SOME CRUNK BEATS."
"yeah.. but i kinda miss screaming in a xxxxxhxcxxxxxxx band like i did two years ago when i was xedgextillxdeathx..."
"I GOT IT! LET'S BRO-DOWN OVER CRUNK BEATS. DANCE SHIT IS COOL RIGHT NOW AND ALL THE KIDS DIGGING IT USED TO GET THEIR SCREAM ON JUST LIKE US!! THEY'LL LUV IT!"
"UNHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"
"MY MOM CAN TAKE US TO SHOWS AND MY OLDER BROTHER WILL BUY US PATRON IF WE PAY HIM!"
"TIIIIIIIIGHT. WE'LL RANGLE SO MUCH SCENE ASS.. WE'LL BE THE ENVY OF EVERYONE IN NEW MEXICO!"
"UNHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"

here it is folks.. take it in. let the awful, awful, terrible, abomination ooze through your veins and leave you as disgusted as i am.

my brother just showed this garbage to me.. and only in new mexico could this pathetic excuse for music be made by a bunch of douche bags that aren't even old enough to get into a club. this is seriously trash and i'm sure i speak for the grizz as well when i say we will never, ever, EVER back this shit. hopefully this trend comes and goes quickly once these clowns realize how fucking ridiculous they are. i'd love to see them step into any neighborhood i grew up in dressed like this.


listen to this garbage here.

- panda

p.s. if i had a message for the band, it would be this: just remember, five years from now WILL happen.. you WILL see these pictures in the future.. have fun showing this "band" to future dates.

wow.

so i'm sitting at work, catchin up on entertainment news, and i noticed an article.

yes, soulja boy, the biggest novelty piece of shit of 2007, is claiming to be the #1 artist in hip-hop.

my personal favorite excerpt lies here:

"I'm Grammy-nominated," he continued, citing his credentials. "If I look at the new list and I compare myself to all 10 of the artists and some don't add up, I'll be like, 'Wow. I should be #1 if it's right now. I'm #1."

Soulja Boy was more candid when asked how he ranks specifically against alumni of the first Hottest MCs list, like Weezy, 'Ye and Jay-Z.

"Right now, yes [I'm hotter than them]," he answered as their names were read to him one by one.

i really hope he's joking, because i'm not the least bit surprised that 'hip hop is dead.'

just...no.

-grizzly, are you fuckin' kidding?

p.s. and seriously, vanilla ice tell em' had those eyebrows on lock in the early 90s. eat a dick.